What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
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and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
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I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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