I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
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you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
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I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
We have so much sex to catch up on
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
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