Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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