I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
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He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
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Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
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