I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
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I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
We don't watch enough power rangers
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
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Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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