Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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