I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
smell my finger.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
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i don't want you to think of me as your TA
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
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I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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