I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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