if you like me you must not know who I am
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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