Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
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She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
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Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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