Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
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Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
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he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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