sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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