Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
