whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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