Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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