I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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