Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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