ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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