ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Randomize
