Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
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It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
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i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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