I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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