You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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