she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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