The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
ra ra ra ah ah
sexting lady gaga style
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.