But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
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I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
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So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
we're so committed to being not committed
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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