I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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