your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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