so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
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