Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
We have started to decorate penises.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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