oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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