Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
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Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
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Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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