She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
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the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
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Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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