just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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