Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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