No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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