One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
Randomize
