i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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