Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
send nudes
from the living room?
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