Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Randomize
