the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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