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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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