I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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