Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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