I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
my shit smells like andre
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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