i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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