escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
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