Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
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We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
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Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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