she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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