Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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