Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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