some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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