Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
