In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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