I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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