It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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