I don't think brook has ever known best
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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