He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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