i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
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